150 Hilarious Excuses Every Tennis Player Should Know

Every tennis player has been there. You're in the middle of a match, and you're starting to lose. You're making unforced errors, your serve is off, and your opponent is starting to look unstoppable.

What do you do?

It's Not My Fault: 150 Hilarious Excuses Every Tennis Player Should Know

by Joshua G Shifrin

4.5 out of 5

Language	:	English
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If you're like most people, you probably start to get down on yourself. You start to think about all the things you're ng wrong, and you start to lose confidence.

But what if there was a way to turn things around? What if there was a way to make yourself laugh, and to take the pressure off?

That's where these hilarious excuses come in.

The next time you're losing a match, don't be afraid to use one of these excuses to lighten the mood. Your opponent will probably laugh, and you might just be able to turn the match around.

Here are 150 hilarious excuses that every tennis player should know:

1. I lost my concentration because I was watching a butterfly. 2. My racket broke because it was made of wood. 3. I didn't see the ball because I was blinded by the sun. 4. I tripped over my own feet because I was wearing new shoes. 5. I got distracted by the crowd because they were so loud. 6. I was too hot because it was so humid. 7. I was too cold because it was so windy. 8. I was too tired because I didn't get enough sleep. 9. I was too hungry because I didn't eat breakfast. 10. I was too thirsty because I didn't drink enough water. 11. I was too nervous because it was my first match. 12. I was too confident because I had won my last match. 13. I was too arrogant because I thought I was better than my opponent. 14. I was too humble because I thought I was worse than my opponent. 15. I was too superstitious because I thought I would lose if I didn't wear my lucky socks. 16. I was too unlucky because I lost every coin toss. 17. I was too lucky because I won every coin toss. 18. I was too good because I won every point. 19. I was too bad because I lost every point. 20. I was too strong because I hit the ball too hard. 21. I was too weak because I hit the ball too softly. 22. I was too fast because I got to the ball too quickly. 23. I was too slow because I didn't get to the ball quickly enough. 24. I was too smart because I knew all the tricks. 25. I was too dumb because I didn't know any of the tricks. 26. I was too experienced because I had played too many matches. 27. I was too inexperienced because I hadn't played enough matches. 28. I was too old because I was past my prime. 29. I was too young because I hadn't reached my prime yet. 30. I was too short because I couldn't reach the ball. 31. I was too tall because I couldn't bend down low enough. 32. I was too fat because I couldn't run fast enough. 33. I was too thin because I didn't have enough strength. 34. I was too ugly because my opponent was prettier than me. 35. I was too handsome because my opponent was uglier than me. 36. I was too rich because I could afford to buy the best equipment. 37. I was too poor because I couldn't afford to buy any equipment. 38. I was too famous because everyone knew who I was. 39. I was too unknown because no one knew who I was. 40. I was too loved because everyone liked me. 41. I was too hated because everyone disliked me. 42. I was too happy because I was winning. 43. I was too sad because I was losing. 44. I was too angry because I was getting frustrated. 45. I was too calm because I was relaxed. 46. I was too excited because I was looking forward to the match. 47. I was too nervous because I was afraid of losing. 48. I was too confident because I thought I was going to win. 49. I was too arrogant because I thought I was better than my opponent. 50. I was too humble because I thought I was worse than my opponent. 51. I was too superstitious because I thought I would lose if I didn't wear my lucky socks. 52. I was too unlucky because I lost every coin toss. 53. I was too lucky because I won every coin toss. 54. I was too good because I won every point. 55. I was too bad because I lost every point. 56. I was too strong because I hit the ball too hard. 57. I was too weak because I hit the ball too softly. 58. I was too fast because I got to the ball too quickly. 59. I was too slow because I didn't get to the ball quickly enough. 60. I was too smart because I knew all the tricks. 61. I was too dumb because I didn't know any of the tricks. 62. I was too experienced because I had played too many matches. 63. I was too inexperienced because I hadn't played enough matches. 64. I was too old because I was past my prime. 65. I was too young because I hadn't reached my prime yet. 66. I was too short because I couldn't reach the ball. 67. I was too tall because I couldn't bend down low enough. 68. I was too fat because I couldn't run fast enough. 69. I was too thin because I didn't have enough strength. 70. I was too ugly because my opponent was prettier than me. 71. I was too handsome because my opponent was uglier than me. 72. I was too rich because I could afford to buy the best equipment. 73. I was too poor because I couldn't afford to buy any equipment. 74. I was too famous because everyone knew who I was. 75. I was too unknown because no one knew who I was. 76. I was too loved because everyone liked me. 77. I was too hated because everyone disliked me. 78. I was too happy because I was winning. 79. I was too sad because I was losing. 80. I was too angry because I was getting frustrated. 81. I was too calm because I was relaxed. 82. I was too excited because I was looking forward to the match. 83. I was too nervous because I was afraid of losing. 84. I was too confident because I thought I was going to win. 85. I was too arrogant because I thought I was better than my opponent. 86. I was too humble because I thought I was worse than my opponent. 87. I was too superstitious because I thought I would lose if I didn't wear my lucky socks. 88. I was too unlucky because I lost every coin toss. 89. I was too lucky because I won every coin toss. 90. I was too good because I won every point. 91. I was too bad because I lost every point. 92. I was too strong because I hit the ball too hard. 93. I was too weak because I hit the ball too softly. 94. I was too fast because I got to the ball too quickly. 95. I was too slow because I didn't get to the ball quickly enough. 96. I was too smart because I knew all the tricks. 97. I was too dumb because I didn't know any of the tricks. 98. I was too experienced because I had played too many matches. 99. I was too inexperienced because I hadn't played enough matches. 100. I was too old because I was past my prime. 101. I was too young because I hadn't reached my prime yet. 102. I was too short because I couldn't reach the

It's Not My Fault: 150 Hilarious Excuses Every Tennis Player Should Know

by Joshua G Shifrin

4.5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	13089 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
X-Ray	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	162 pages

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